Rather gleefully, the Critic describes this as akin to The Room or Troll 2: a rare film that just manages to get everything WRONG. Sage agrees to do so after the Critic transfers all his funds to Sage's PayPal account, then proceeds to jump off a cliff at Sage's absentminded suggestion.ĭarkheart: "Time for a game of disappearing bears." After the review, The Critic deals with Satan to have his memories erased of the films he had watched during Sequel Month. At various points, Bennett The Sage appears as the Devil, explaining the inconsistencies and plot holes as parts of his masterplan. He is perplexed at how the characters break the fourth wall and in the end, the villain at the end becomes "a real boy" (making the Critic wonder if Pinocchio has a similar backstory). He starts off by saying that the first film had a comprehensible plot and an interesting villain, but the sequel has none of that. Sequel Month is almost over.and the Critic has saved the worst for last. In the end the Critic orders the Death Star to destroy the DVD.Įvil Martin: (singing) "If you just say, YES!" Special criticism is reserved for the revelation that Timmy's brother is the villian, through he gives credit to Eric Idle's over-the-top performance. He is especially critical of how much praise and reverence the main character Timmy receives even though he has done nothing to earn it. Brisby, the inferior animation, and the idiotic plot and characters. Though he likes the premise of exploring the temptations of the human world, he is not impressed by the weak story, sloppy animation, and underdeveloped characters.Īfter donning SWAT gear to review the sequel to one of his favorite films, he criticizes how the movie ignores Mrs. The Empress: "We must not give in to the Nasty."Īfter unsuccessfully trying to recruit the Nostalgia Chick to help him like she did with the first movie, the Critic finds it confusing as to how the first film was successful enough to spawn a sequel. He is also horrified by the Rock Biter's rendition of "Born to Be Wild", resulting in the Critic using a crowbar to destroy the DVD at the end.
He is appalled at the changes made to the old characters, the poorly written new characters, plot holes, and the bad visuals, with Jack Black's acting the only remotely positive quality of the film.
The Critic starts by crying uncontrollably while making his introduction.
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